The Incredible Tweeting Hulk: A Guide to The Hulk's Twitter Accounts

The Incredible Hulk gets a bad rap sometimes. Most people think he's just an angry guy who goes around screaming and smashing things all the time. Okay, yeah, that's true, but there's so much more to the Hulk! He's a really complex individual, with feelings just like you and me, if you'd just take the time to get to know him.

It's a good thing that the Hulk's a pretty prolific Tweeter, then. You can learn all about him...from a safe distance.

Hulk is the life of the party:

• DRUNK HULK
  Hulk gets his drink on.
• KARAOKE HULK
  Hulk has a lovely singing voice.
• CELEBRITY HULK
  Hulk is kinda a big deal in certain circles.

He's well read:

• SFREADER HULK
• GRAMMAR HULK
  Hulk hates when you use improper grammar.
• EDITOR HULK
  Hulk thinks this section of your manuscript could use work.
• BOOKSTORE HULK
• LITCRIT HULK

Hulk has discerning taste in movies:

• FILMCRIT HULK

Hulk doesn't like tying himself to one nationality:

• PAKISTAN HULK
• CANADIAN HULK

Hulk believes in religious diversity:

• JESUS HULK
• BUDDHIST HULK
• MUSLIM HULK
• PASTOR HULK
• LUTHERAN HULK
• HINDU HULK

Hulk is politically conscious:

• CAPITOL HULK
• GLOBALIST HULK

Hulk does what he can to save the environment:

• ENVIRO HULK

Hulk studies economics:

• KEYNESIAN HULK

Hulk weighs in on gender issues:

• FEMINIST HULK
• MASCULIST HULK
• XDRESSING HULK
  Hulk doesn't see what's so bad about pantyhose. They're comfy.

Hulk struggles with his weight:

• FATTY HULK

Hulk's has an unhealthy admiration for Mel Gibson:

• MEL GIBSON HULK

Thankfully, Hulk is talented enough to be his own therapist:

• THERAPIST HULK

Hulk likes music you've probably never heard of:

• HIPSTER HULK

Hulk even delves into children's entertainment:

• SMURF HULK
• EEYORE HULK

There are a lot of posers out there, but don't be fooled. There's only one Hulk:

• REAL HULK

Since this IS a poetry blog, I'll leave you with this: "Hulk Smash!" a poem by Greg Santos